One thing we learned during our month in China, is that the English language is a really trendy thing. Every shop has a more or less meaningful slogan beneath their logo to show off their cosmopolitan vibe. And, more importantly, every piece of garment needs some western letters to look cool. But, quite often, the person speaking proper English at the time of printing didn't seem to be available. Or people were just lying a bit on their resume. Or it just doesn't make sense at all. A little collection is pictured above.